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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009
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Cold intentions

Manipulating someone to do what you want for your own selfish cause. For example, leading someone to think that you love them deeply but only wanting to use them for sex.
Jim: So y'all exclusive?

Tim: Nah, she thinks we are, but I just want to fuck.

Jim: Are you going to tell her?

Tim: Nah, it's better this way.

Jim: Aye, those are cold intentions.
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Narrow Intention

(Noun) When you misjudge a gap you are trying to squeeze through and awkwardly get stuck.
Sara experienced major narrow intention today. She tried to walk behind the couch, but got stuck.
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Intent Crime

Not what I was doing.
Hym "But it IS what YOU are doing and the fact that it's retaliatory is proof of intent. It's an intent crime. Hey, if Nietzsche thought the religion was a tool for the weak to rule over the strong... Why would Jordan Peterson's interpretation of the 'Death of God' be correct? Why would Nietzsche want people to return to God if 'God' is 'the weak ruling over the strong?' So no. You're doing the same thing to me that you're doing and DID (while he was alive) to Nietzsche."
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Intention Switching

Lying about previous intentions to try and seem more innocent in a current situation.
“I wasn’t trying to call them a slut, I swear!”
Benjamin Franklin Debrosse Michelangelo Zée Smith Johnson! You posted 5 xeets about her fuck’n 100 men! Don’t start that intention switching, now!”
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by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 14, 2022
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