insult-string

A lengthy string of connected insults, for major n00b pwnage. Extra points for vivid imagery and new insult-blends.

You bacterial, alley-dwelling, tampon-smelling, sub-gayby, suited, booted and anally recruited crimple-clitted steaming shit-dripping cock-hungry mongoloid asspile

by ~swan July 1, 2005

insult

To hurt someone with words.

Good insult:
Guy1, "Ugly ass, motherfucker."
Guy2, "That's not what your mother said last night." >:)

Bad insult:
Gayguy1, "You poopie!"
Gayguy2, "Well.. o.. oh yeah!?"

by RecnepS August 19, 2003

Insult

A way to make pretty much everyone really dislike you .
Makes you look like a d-bag.
Others listening may find it funny however and therefore you must do it in large public areas such as at school or in a meeting so when you lose a friend, you gain 3 more. Contradicting myself, using insults may be a great way to gain friends and people who respect you as the Supreme Leader.

Insult: "If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the number of your chromosomes and then jump to your IQ."
*a small loan of 1 million friends gained!!!
*success at the cost of 1 old, useless, unwanted, unneeded nun-of-a-friend.
*worth

by SexyLemons a.k.a Anonymous June 1, 2016

Insultful

a fictitious word meaning full of insult.

Roberts comments were insultful to Cheryl.
Although Cheryl is quite tubby

by Phalic June 16, 2010

empty insults

Insults that are directed at a specific person or group that are meant to hurt them, but in fact only make said person or group laugh.

Empty insults really aren't taken seriously, mainly because the people dishing them are small minded fuckwits who are, in the skeem of things, the underbelly of society who deserve to be put in their place.

by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

drive by insult

When you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-passenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. Turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.

*father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street*
Driveby insult guy: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS!!!!

*guy unloading signs from pickup truck*
DBIG: GO FUCK YOUR SIGNS!!!

DBIG: AHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHEAEEAEAGHA!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults

by asdfsa September 9, 2006

insult

To be mean

"I shwanged your mum"

by Simon Williamson (with an ugly girlfriend) August 9, 2003