hole in one

While a male is in persuit of masturbating, and eventually cums, and the shot hits in directly into his belly button hole.

this is a hole in one

dude i was jackin it the other day, and i got a hole in one! i had to wash for about an hour man!

by nukkahk May 18, 2008

hole in one

This is when a man takes a girl from behind in a doggy style position. He tells the girl when he is almost done so she can have time to look back and open her mouth. Then the man proceeds to pull out and attempt to aim his semen over her back and into her open mouth. That is the true definition of a hole in one.

It took seven tries with Laura, but I just got my first hole in one!

by Bfbawin January 19, 2010

three in one

a three in one consists of chips rice and curry sauce in a cheap ass sliver tray

nothing like a three in one after a nite on the piss..

by just jush February 14, 2009

Hole In One

This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain

Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly

Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier

Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?

Man 2: I don't but she do

by BigPeePeePooPoo January 7, 2021

Two-In-One

This refers to bringing your wife home food after you have been to the pub. The end goal being your wife is not mad at you for being in the pub and you will get sexual favours for the good deed.

Friend 1: Was your wife made you were out with me and the guys last night.

Friend 2: Nah it was fine I just pulled a Two-In-One and everything went well for in the end.

by Guilfoyle May 1, 2015

cock in one's mouth

the act of chewing Rooster tobacco.

I love when that cock is in my mouth

by Russell August 9, 2004

Hole in One

When someone takes a shit, and the log disappears down the hole, that's what they call a hole in one.

"Is it possible for a chick to get a hole in one?"

"Dude, I took like a three foot shit, and got a hole in one...I didnt even think that was possible!"

by Frankie Fish October 4, 2008