chalup my pants

When you eat a chalupa and it doesn't sit well and you need to go to the bathroom immediately.

I ate a chalupa and had to chalup my pants.

by dr.downtown sonoma October 23, 2011

Crit my pants

In an Online Game when someone scores a mass critical heal/Hit You can say 'I just Crit my pants".

Coined by Aven of Blade radio in Aion

Aven:Dude i just Crit my pants

Yen: Lol

by GW_Watchman December 3, 2009

uwu in my pants

When someone has a love boner in their pants ❤️❣️💕💓💗💖

Baby, I got a phat uwu in my pants right now.
Omg you just gave me a uwu in my pants.
Baby I love you, I'm uwu-ing in my pants right now.

by busta-gorl May 4, 2019

my pants are tight

Originating from a HOT group of girls in Mass of two shits

It means that you are highly anxious, scared, nervous, or stressed out.

I have to write a 10 page paper tonight and I ran out of adderall. My pants are SO fucking tight.

by Lady Godiva April 20, 2004

ONOS MY PANTS

When Fiz goes extremely crazy in the Simon Wai's Sonic 2 Beta AIM chat, this is a phrase she oftens says.

<Fiz> ONOS MY PANTS

by GuessWho March 28, 2004

Frost my pants

Often used by men to describe their possible level of sexual excitement over someone or some event by telling if they would jizz in their pants or not because of it

she's okay looking I guess, i wouldnt frost my pants over her though

by Regressive July 19, 2010

hands in my pants

wanting a girl's pussy

i see him looking at me in a sexual way, he must want his hands in my pants

by Maldita Loca 69 January 16, 2017