intensetine

when your intestines feel intense, can be brought on by anxiety and can lead to sharting.

went for a job interview today, but got intensetines in the reception and sharted

by TwinJets January 8, 2013

No copyright infringement intended

A phrase put in the title and/or description section of youtube videos by incredibly stupid people who don’t understand how copyright laws actually work. The phrase makes no logical sense because it directly contradicts their action of uploading content which they aren't the copyright holder of.

By analogy, according to people who use the phrase, someone should be able to shoot them in the head while yelling “NO HARM/MURDER/MANSLAUGHTER INTENDED!” and get away with it.

I'll laugh my ass off if someone ever tries to use "No copyright infringement intended" in court.

by cbauersc December 12, 2009

intense

adj: really, really awesome.

taylor: so what'd you think of the two ashleys making out last night?
marc: it was fuckin INTENSE!!

by the storm drains June 21, 2009

mopery with intent to gawk

quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."

Before Paul got a chance to see what was going on he was charged with "mopery with intent to gawk"

by sheila in the car May 24, 2009

Intense Cuddling

Taking cuddling to the next level. The kind of cuddling that is the next closest thing to making babies. Beware, as this type of cuddling is dangerous for most normal humans.

Mike: "Dude, Marlee and I had some super intense cuddling last night."

Joe: "Nice. There's not much better than some good I.C."

by Mr. Stanturf November 27, 2011

Intense Farting Remorse

When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.

John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.

(several seconds and it disperses)

John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.

John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM

Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.

by Cool Ev December 2, 2010

Femboi Intensifies

A Femboi Hobby is Stalking people and judging them and give negative opinions about a person's look and so on.
A Very Ungrateful human biological born a Male but wish she was born a Korean Weebo Female instead wrongHole
Will never say thank you but always say fuck you.

Friend:Hey are you triggering the femboi again?
Me:Nah He Trigger himself aredy he's screaming internally Femboi Intensifies

by ScarletVictoria November 10, 2020