Impromptu Ding Dong

Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.

I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.

by AWOFF November 21, 2010

Improfessional

It's a word mix between unprofessional and inappropriate!

Jill- hey did your boss call you about your new position?
Sally- no my other coworkers told me
Jill- OMG Sally!! That's so Improfessional of your boss!!

by Improfessional April 19, 2018

continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Improvify

To claim to make something better, but actually make it worse.

eBay decided to improvify their search facility and now it's much harder to find things.

by Cinnabah July 9, 2009

improversation

a phrase coined by michael scott from the office

when you start a scentence, not knowing where it's going and it turns into improv.

michael: don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever. no matter what, no matter, where or who or who you were with or where you were going or where you've been ever. for any reason whatsoever.

it's like an improvositional conversation, an improversation

by carbana January 16, 2009

improverished

Improverished: a person or improv group completely lacking in any sort of improv skills or talents.

Hey man did you see that improv show last night?

Yeah, the second group was off the chain, but the opening group was straight up improverished!

by creeper12 April 27, 2008

improvised vibrator

Using house hold objects as a vibrator or sex toy.

I used my electric tooth brush as an improvised vibrator

by YoBoyHank October 20, 2015