"Yeah, Emma gave me an Icelandic Vortex last night. At first, it was cold as shit, like Iceland, but then, it started to burn hot like an Icelandic volcano."
by Saxjiffy102 August 10, 2025
Get the Icelandic Vortex mug.When a person ejaculates on a tray and spreads it out so it's nice and thin, then you put it in the freezer until it's completely frozen. After that, you scrape it off, and the frozen sperm should resemble a sheet of paper. Finally, you cut yourself with it.
by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025
Get the Icelandic Papercut mug.Similar to an upper decker, an Icelad Steamer refers to the act of shitting in the recipient’s freezer, leaving a frozen turd to be discovered long after you depart the premises.
Especially effetive for bottom freezers, rather than an awkward side by side. Top freezers are right out unless you are extremely flexible and ludicrously tall.
Or enjoy the tactile sensation of warm shit.
Especially effetive for bottom freezers, rather than an awkward side by side. Top freezers are right out unless you are extremely flexible and ludicrously tall.
Or enjoy the tactile sensation of warm shit.
My boss’s dissed my wifes body, so I waited until the kitchen cleared , and left that wretch an Iceland Steamer, for dessert.
by anonymous February 8, 2025
Get the iceland steamer mug.you put your dick in a nice ice cold bath, to almost the point of frostbite, and then you put it into a trailer garage (which is a vagina) or or or that or anal, either one, which then allows for arousal through temperature play, make sure that dick is ice cold, straight Icelandic cold.
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Get the Icelandic Trailer mug.by Benjamin A. Conjunctivitis III June 11, 2024
Get the Icelandic mug.One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.
"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea
by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025
Get the Icelandic beef testicle mug.Hunters Point, San Francisco is occasionally referred to as "Iceland" after the Oakland/Oakdale Hockey Stadium. It takes on a double meaning due to the amount of gang-sponsored, cold-blooded, indiscriminate and brutal murders around the neighborhoods of Hunters Point, often committed in broad daylight. It has an amazing HipHop culture and sports culture!
Cold World Hustlers also named their Bay Area classic album, Iceland, after their area of residence.
Cold World Hustlers also named their Bay Area classic album, Iceland, after their area of residence.
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