L.M.E.Y.A.B.I.F.I

Let Me Eat Your Ass Before I Fuck It

Yo L.M.E.Y.A.B.I.F.I

by saucysalami August 23, 2018

W.I.F.E

Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:

W-Washing
I-Ironing
F-Food
and last but not least
E-Entertainment

She became your wife (ie private biatch)

by sam zyza September 15, 2005

P.I.F.

A Prego I'd Fuck - a preganat women who is sexual atractive and one who you would like to have sex with

Bob "Dude! Check out that P.I.F. right there!"

Peter "Yea, I'm alllll over it"

Bob "Get it!"

by Hullu February 24, 2010

S.W.I.F.T.

Send Wetbacks In First Trailer

This refers to the Swift Meat Packing company's KNOWINGLY having illegals working in their plants. (40% of their workforce, by their OWN admission.)

S.W.I.F.T. : Instructions from the company to the coyote on the South side of the border. "Send Wetbacks In First Trailer."

by The Almighty Bungholio December 11, 2008

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.

Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

by Koo Times Two September 6, 2011

T.G.I.F

originally meaning thank god its friday , but now redefined by the female population as Tongue Goes In First. a sexual reference to man or woman licking a woman's virgina first before sexual intercourse

before sex my girlfriend requested that T.G.I.F

by degenious July 7, 2012

I.F.L.C

A rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.

Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.

This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.

"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so damn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~

by Korey Andersshitty May 31, 2007