huberta

Huberta is the most prettiest girl. She has long legs. She is 5’7. She has the most adoring personality. Her humor is kind of confusing but dark and light at the same time. She is a cancer. She enjoys corny things (picnics, Ferris wheel, walks on the beach, day or night) She carries her own weight of being her own friend. She talks a lot about herself yet people know nothing about her. Huberta is good by herself yet she wants to meet people. She is a pimp. She is a queen. She is beautiful. She is HUBERTA.

Huberta is the best friend anyone, including the President, could have.

“Yo you friends with Huberta.??!? You got a good one right there!”

by ijustcamebackfromthedead December 6, 2021

Jordan Scott Hebert

A handsome man with a lot of hair on his chest.

Dude, look at that Jordan Scott Hebert! His chest is hairy!

by Reester September 30, 2009

hyber-happy-tired

a person who has been hyper from being extremely happy and is crashing from using too much energy at once. This person will be extremely tired and wont want to do much afterwards. (this is why you only want to catch someone entering the phase of hyber-happyiness so that you can have fun, not after.)

"dude that guy's been running around in circles all day"
"yeah but I think he's done now wait....for.... it..."
***THUNK??***
"yup, he's done for now. Just falling on the ground like that he must be hyber-happy-tired!"

by Dreamerinthetwilight February 8, 2010

hypertrocity

has no meaning, is used to confuse stupid people, i.e. Matt Hartwell

Do you understand the hypertrocity of this situation

by Seamous T. Sweetness January 2, 2004

Hypertone

Hypertone is the fastest music genre starts at 2.5 million bpm. Other music from the same genre speedcore is extratone, ultratone, flextone, supertone, extradrone and deadtone.

Hypertone is one of the most cancerous things a human thing can hear.

by stoerd September 19, 2019

hybernating tyson

when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.

derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.

by sickfreak333 January 7, 2011

hypertonic

pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity

Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.

by Sabrina Sadique December 15, 2008