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Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth

Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.
"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"
by [schism] July 26, 2004
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A store catering to those who are partial to alternative fashion. Everyone has been at one time and 'normal' people are usually there more often than the alternatively-inclined ones.
Scene Kid-I go to Hot Topic
Emo Kid-I go to Hot Topic
Jock-I go to Hot Topic
Chav-I go to Hot Topic
Goth-I got to Hot Topic
Middle class Adult-I go to Hot Topic
by GothicMeow November 14, 2010
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Probably emo or an e-girl/ boy. They like dying their hair purple and cutting half off.

Things they enjoy: nose piercings, Panic! At The Disco, and lowercase typing
they hate everyone!
by whore lol April 29, 2019
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a store where many kids who were raised in suburbia amerika think they can go to be different and "anti-social" and "goth" and all the other many labels. But in retro-spective the too are just another mindless clone.

I myself will not lie i have shopped there and often still go in there but that is only because i have many friends who work there.

I have been labeled goth and poser and punk blah blah blah, but honestly anymore i havent bought any clothes...i have made them all. i only bye shoes and underwear ...maybe a coat
cheerleader: Did you get that a hot topic?
me: the patch yes the rest of the shit no i made it
cheerleader: oh thats why it look so cheap.
Me: at least i didnt spend $200 on a shirt hoodie and pair of pants. You only get all that shit because you blow dady for it every friday night.
by Nixi McDonald June 30, 2005
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A store so unique that it draws opinions from a bunch of consumers who have yet to come to the realization that as far as major corps go, their thoughts don't mean a fucking thing. Also, a target of mispelled, grammar-fucked critiques.
omg i dnOt no th3 diffrenc betw33n their, there, and they're. FUCK! THE INTERNET IS TEXT-BASED! LEARN TO SPELL, MOTHERFUCKERS!
by Anonymous November 1, 2003
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An extremely overpriced store in which posers shop. Get this one thing straight... to be gothic is not to wear black or shit like most of you believe.Being gothic is to be different, to laugh at life, You can prefer the darker side, but if you take it seriously you are already full of shit.No two real goths are the same, and usually arent sad people wearing a shirt that says "Ill go cut myself" but are humorous and fun to be around.
Yes, I shop at hot topic.Define shop...I bought an eyebrow barbell there, and a T-shirt at one point.Its not worth making your life based on it though.
by Ivan June 15, 2004
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the only place where someone can find an Alfred E Neuman What Me Worry? T-shirt. which is sad. it makes me sad.
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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