horny on main

a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.

“real men don’t wait until 4am to get horny on main”

“@_____ y’all nasty”

by xylobones February 22, 2018

Horny Gorilla

The act of doing a one-arm lock-off or pull up while masturbating with the other hand.
The act of doing this in public is called a Harmabe.

Harry: Ewan, I heard you did a horny gorilla on the tram.
Ewan: Nah mate did a Harambe

by GORILLA GAINZ June 4, 2021

Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

Horny boi

A teenage male with horemonal problems

Symptoms include:
Having the name Peter

Watching porn on the bus

Peter is a horny boi

by Emty69 July 18, 2021

Horny teen

Everyone on urban dictionary is one

Every single poster is a horny teen on here

by 🅱️ommunism January 27, 2022

Blackout Horny

When you are so horny you forget all rational.

A: “Bro I can’t believe you hooked up with that 4”

B: “man, I can’t even remember why, I was blackout horny”

by I’m blackout horny December 17, 2020

Saturday Morning Horny

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.

Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!

by TaAj88 October 31, 2011