homomade

Any food made by a homosexual. Usually better than homemade.

These muffins are so good they must be homomade.

by sethdavidau June 1, 2014

Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky

by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011

Home Made Icing

White stuff the baker puts on his donuts and cakes for some sweet and salty flavor.

I walked in to the back of the bakery and saw the chef pouring his home made icing all over the donuts while he was watching his computer! He must be a pro! Talk about multitasking.

by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023

homeade cocaine

to dry up cum and snort that shit.

i just made some homeade cocaine you wanna try?" .... "NO

by stackattack January 8, 2011

Home Made Condom

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.

Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??

by Sherrrl January 2, 2009

grannies home made veggie soup

When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.

Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)

by kris ault January 22, 2009

Hoemade

1. n. A scrared person, a punk ass mark.

2. n. A soft ass punk thats scrarred to fight, ride, ect.

Man, fuck Jared that hoemade ass nigga ain't gonna do shit.

by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009