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These hoes

Females that do shit that make you question their existence
Quan: Yo, did you see Car Keysha grinding up on Mr. Evans
Me: Wtf is wrong with these hoes
by Blackie June 14, 2016
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Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014
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To be Devin Hestered means to be owned, dominated or schooled. AKA being DH'ed!
Kern just denied by that girl, he just got Devin Hestered!
Kern you just got fuckin DH'ed!
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Hestafubs

A person who creates a Facebook profile just so he/she can snoop old friends and friend's friends, but never contributes anything to the FB community. Their wall is usually sparsely littered with comments from friends trying to engage them to no avail.
"What is up with Dave?" "I dunno bro, it is like he doesn't even exist anymore now that I am on Facebook all the time. He is such a hestafubs".
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Hestatic

When a Jersey Shore member is super happy. Like, really happy.
Deena: Wow, seriously? OMG, I am so hestatic right now!
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hoeith

When offending someone in a humorous way.

Similar to other insults, however, with an angerless way of saying it.
You're such a hoeith.
by Speigalman December 12, 2014
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Hoes and Crackers

What you say when you cant swear or cuss but really want to. Like "mother fucker" but cleaner for grandmas soul.
Faith *Dies in video game*
OH "hoes and crackers"

Child *Stubbs toe*
HoEs and CraCkERz
by Spacethefinalcountdown April 18, 2019
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