Hock Ham

Hock Ham is a sweet looking ass

dam look at that girls hock ham

by killdtheone1 August 4, 2010

Hock

V. To schmooze with someone.

To go out of your way to talk to someone.

Typically used by yeshiva league kids (who happen to be the biggest hockers).

N. A schmooze

J. “Have you met the new kid?”
B. “Not yet, imma hock him up right now tho”
J. “How was?”
B. “Some top notch hock”

“That kids a hocker. be careful starting a convo with him, it may never end!”

J. “He’s a great people person.”
B. “Ya, mans knows how to hock.”

by bcockscotch February 26, 2025

Hock

1. Bother, annoy, or pester. (Verb)
2. Gossip or "tea" (noun or verb)
3. News, goings-on, happenings.

1. "Don't hock me a tchainik." "Is he serious? No he was just hocking."
2./3. What's the hock?

by KodemHachet May 2, 2023

Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 24, 2025

Getting Hocked

When Hock E. Tan buys a company and systematically destroys everything that made it great

VMware is really getting Hocked since the acquisition

by uncle_pat January 10, 2024

hock time

being on hock time is where you have the belief that you are early for everything and others are late, when in reality, you are the one that is late. usually affects those in authority, like CROSS COUNTRY COACHES

me: ugh, where's insert coaches name
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit

by annoyed by humanity September 18, 2021

Hock

To get something out of your body.

I sneezed so hard I hocked a loogey like 60 feet.

by RyanMeseeks May 13, 2024