Holster Hugger

Wannabe Cops. People that want to be best friends with anyone in a law enforcement uniform.

That person wants to be a cop so bad, but they are just a holster hugger.

by anonymous October 28, 2022

Bologna-Holster

A vulgar description of the mouth.
A place to put your cock.

Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.

Yo! Shut your fucking Bologna-Holster, you shit eating cocksucker!

by LordAxleRod December 16, 2022

Sausage holster

The vajayjay of a 'popular' girl.

Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!

by Nutbuster February 12, 2024

Meat holster

Also known as underwear (boxers, briefs, etc)

After a long night at the bar, she removed my meat holster

by Juhhhh June 11, 2022

Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”

by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022

Cock holster

A cock holster is the mouth of someone who is bitching

Quit bitching before I smack you in your cock holster

by Demonicdoor April 4, 2020

simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.

Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad

by Somanyants August 29, 2022