Hittin' Looney Switches

Several definitions:

1.Colorful description of a person experiencing a mental breakdown.

2. Also used sexually to describe a person's often incoherent groans, moans and babble during heightened sexual activity.

1. Joe started hittin' looney switches when he decided to rob the 7-11 buck naked armed with a 2x4 and his trusty big gulp cup.

2. One who can be hittin' looney switches during sexual intimacy with their partner is a good lover.

by gabe tolliver October 13, 2005

Hitting one to the upper deck

Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet

I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise

by gdollar January 3, 2004

Hitting the tip of your dick

The act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your dick on the edge of the pool.

Bro no. 1: Bro! I can't believe I did that!
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY

by Rump Taster July 13, 2011

what you hittin up

What you up to? Used to enquire about ones intentions for the specified time period.

what you hittin up tonight?

by Malbon July 12, 2006

Hitting Transfer Now

(L for lazy) - the act of transferring a phone call when you are told not to.

Jim called me to speak with a customer to explain what it means when a customer has bad debt. I told Jim what it means and informed him to tell the customer. Jim declined and asked me to explain it to the customer. I told him know and that it is his job. Jim then said hitting transfer now and transferred the caller to me and then he disconnected,

by Hydrive 1 September 4, 2009

hitting the shitter

hitting the shitter, or hit the shitter, is synonymous with hitting rock bottom; your life is going down the drain

Mark started getting into heroin and unprotected sex with Serbian prostitutes, the guy even got evicted from his apartment last week. He's really hitting the shitter.

by Rion Smith March 13, 2016

Hittin Rotch Bottom

Sex with a chick with a ripe stank puss and/or stank ass.

This bar is such a dive. Picking up any hoe here will be hittin rotch bottom.

Go wash your stank puss. I’m not hittin rotch bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018