Hassan

A pay to win fifa player who’s shit

Hassan has Mbappé, Neymar, Messi in the squad:
Finishes Gold 3 - Silver 1
Loses to Taison and Texeira

by Bassan November 13, 2020

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a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day and I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

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Hassel

A way of life; A spirit that has affected the lives of several people.

"He made the sickest catch i have ever seen so i hasseled him."

by Joe Muoio February 25, 2009

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Hasselbitch (Noun/person) As in the counter point blue cue card reader on the tv show called The View. HAsselbitch, can't get a sentence out without screeching like a dying cat, interrupting the other guests or co-hosts rudely.

Hasselbitch (Adjective) An uneducated over paid ignorant reality tv show loser who has been paid to spew negative and nasty comments at the flip of her tongue.

The Hasselbitch strikes again when she decides that dancing with the stars performer was wearing too sexy of an outfit and blames the victim for her stalker...

When Kathy Griffin was on the View, she tried to shake her hand and the co host was nothing but an ignorant silly little girl who likes to act all hasselbitchy.

by anti lizzie June 30, 2010

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Mike Hass

Oregon State wide receiver; drafted in the 2006 NFL Draft in the 6th round by the New Orleans Saints. Holds countless Oregon State receiving records and the praise of hundreds of thousands of fans; incredible hands and excellent route runner

Pac-10 they didn't want me...now I'm hot they all on me. MIKE HASS! (sounds like...mike haaaaass)

by White Chocolate Hardy September 12, 2006

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