hamburger helper

A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.

Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.

by |< |3 July 16, 2006

harlem heater

the act of farting in the girl's face while recieving a blow job.

Yo man last night i was gettin this mean blowjob from Megan and i forgot about the bowl of chili i had earlier that day and i let out a huge harlem heater right in her face.

by Jarid March 6, 2007

Header

An accidental dive, taken headfirst toward the pavement. Often caused by drunkenness, hooker heels, or a combination of the two.

1. "Dude, you busted up - what happen?"
"Took a header into the curb outside the bar last night."

2. "Ah, my shit is fucked, dawg"
"Damn boy, you took a mean header there. The ladies gunna be impressed with yo ass in da club 2nite!"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

Heater

Slang term for a cigarette.

"let's have a heater"
"Do you have any heaters?"
"Heater?"

by Nick K December 28, 2005

smokin heaters

to be smoking a cigarette

Jerry opens door and sees Devin with a lit cigarette in her hand:
Jerry: So ah, smokin heaters?
Devin: for sure

by CLARK!! May 25, 2011

Passenger's Helper

A beer, usually drank because of the way a certain driver is known to drive.

Passenger: What, Scott's driving again?? I'm going to need another passenger's helper.

by Steely O' Neely April 5, 2009

herper

n. one who is interested in herpetology, usually an amateur.

My boyfriend is a herper, he loves raising reptiles.

by reptiles October 4, 2002