hate stick

A slang term for a short tee-ball bat that is utilized solely as a weapon. Taxi drivers have been known to carry a hate stick for defense against carjackers, unruly passengers, etc.

"Motherfucker got the hate stick straight to the dome!"

by Kent Weirdo December 1, 2005

Hate You Probably

The act of befriending celebrities on Twitter to secure famous birthday wishes.

I Hate You Probably'd TPain, he's totally going to wish me a happy birthday next week.

by Princess Muffintop April 18, 2011

Haters Gonna Hate

A colloquial saying. It means that people who don't like you will always find a reason to dislike you, no matter how stupid that reason may be.

"Dad, Jane says she doesn't like me because I write my math problems in pen!"

"Don't let it get you down son. Haters gonna hate."

by Unholyhair February 25, 2012

Don't Hate The Playa/Playette Hate The Game

Do not fault the successful participant in a flawed system; try instead to discern and rebuke that aspect of its organization which allows or encourages the behavior that has provoked your displeasure.

Teacher: You have plagarized this essay.
Student: Don't hate the player; hate the game.

by Player March 15, 2005

hategasm

An explosive release of emotional tension experienced at the height of personal hatefulness, usually accompanied by the uncontrolled spewing forth of severely profane insults and various other forms of intense verbal abuse.

Yes, please read what this guy writes, and then read it again. The depths of ineffectual blandness and mediocrity plumbed by his style-free ramblings can only serve to temper our respective hatreds. His mere presence has me on the verge of a hategasm.

by Kyle! May 9, 2005

hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

Hate by Association

When you automatically end up hating someone just because they hang out with someone you actually hate.

Ugh, she hangs out with her? She must be a bitch too! It's hate by association.

by Mistress of Puppets November 4, 2014