Harpoon

A currency of around one hundred dollars (give or take a few dollars) since few people ever carry an exact amount of change in their pockets at all times.

"How many harpoons you got on you?"

or

"I'd do it for a couple of harpoons"

by Xavier Salazar July 19, 2006

harpoon

Fur Burger, Snatch, Cunt, Pussy, Twat, Gash, Flaps, Pee Hole, Red Snapper, The "Y", Taco, Devils Fuzy Triangle etc. etc.

A Tyrone, I knows why you be afta mah sista, you just want harpoon tang!

by Gonads April 22, 2006

haroop

can be used as a barometer of happiness, usually exclaimed in a crescendo by a muscutt when in a moment of joy. Can slso be linked with haroo or plain moop.

"I was so happy i just wanted to haroop"

"Myself, Jono and dave all went to Rays, for some synchronised Haroop's, and some bugle wine"

"my ginger locks made me haroop"

by Jmoopchelmbo April 1, 2008

Harpooon!!!

What you yell when an annoying fatass comes your way or in your line of sight.

Fat albert walks by

Guy: Man the Harpooon!!!

by blackestwhitedude September 8, 2011

harpoon sisters

Two women that acknowledge that they have shared intimately the same man and remain on good terms.

Maria and Andrea slept with the same guy, ending with the unspoken bond of harpoon sisters, and still maintain a friendship.

by Supernova91 January 25, 2014

Harpoon

The easiest way to talk about pussy in public; harpoon sounds alot like "her poon". Your bros will understand but it's not too suspicious to anyone else

"You know why I love Asians, they have the tightest harpoons"

by Illiminati4LIFE November 7, 2014

harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016