2 definitions by Illiminati4LIFE

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A friend of yours who has a big penis
Ever since the accidental sighting, nick has inevitably become my broconda
by Illiminati4LIFE November 07, 2014
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The easiest way to talk about pussy in public; harpoon sounds alot like "her poon". Your bros will understand but it's not too suspicious to anyone else
"You know why I love Asians, they have the tightest harpoons"
by Illiminati4LIFE November 07, 2014
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