Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)

Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”

by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018

Poon Harpoon

Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.

David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!

by Transane May 03, 2010

harpoon run

A prolonged distance where one must travel fast to avoid harpoons that are fired at them.

harpoon runs are a common game type in Happy Wheels

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

harpoon sisters

Two women that acknowledge that they have shared intimately the same man and remain on good terms.

Maria and Andrea slept with the same guy, ending with the unspoken bond of harpoon sisters, and still maintain a friendship.

by Supernova91 January 26, 2014

Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

by qwerty_not June 22, 2006