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DA HAPS

WHATS "GOING ON". THE MOST RECENT AND POPULAR EVENTS IN A GIVEN AREA. THINGS-TO-DO. HAPPENINGS. LIST OF FUN THINGS.
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by DA-HAPS.COM May 11, 2009
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HAP

Look at her, she gets everything she wants. What a fucking HAP
by hispanic princess March 13, 2018
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HAP

The male version of WAP. HAP stands for " Hard Ass Dick".
That girl made me HAP.
by GayBoy247 September 22, 2020
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What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
by MizzBean August 24, 2025
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hap

The action of hopping out of joy
Person 1: Dude you have 1,000 followers!
Person 2: Wait really? I am go hap now
by Daesi April 4, 2024
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hap birday skiff

Friend 1 - Hap birday skiff

Friend 2 - Thanks!
by hap birday skiff January 14, 2020
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Hap

To be or to make one very very VERY mad. Quite frankly the word “hap” makes me mad because of how fucking STUPID it is
Yooo my boys mad hap cause he got rejected today hahahha yeah bro
by Www.fakenameeee.combye April 25, 2023
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