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Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.
Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.
by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018
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Hansel

When a man stretches out his dick and proceeds to reach from underneath to grab the stretched dick and pull under and up the ass crack. When the dick is firmly pulled between the crack of the ass the man then proceeds to tightly squeeze his cheeks together with dick hanging out of the ass crack like a tail
CJ spent all morning stretching out his meat to make a Hansel.
by Rbrum May 16, 2018
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Hansel and Gretel

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.
"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011
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hansel and gretel

Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel
by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002
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hanielle

The most flawless couple. They met on tumblr and met in person on December 19th. Everyone looks up to them and admires them. They are the definition of OTP. They are both beautiful. Heather is a tan, dark haired beauty, and Danielle is a white, tall, dark haired lovely. They are both so beautiful together and have given love a reason and given us hope. They are better than Jenna and Tasha
person 1: wow did you see that couple?! they're so cute!

person 2: yeah but they're nothing compared to hanielle!
by hanielleshipper February 7, 2012
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cool hanzel

a phrase used to describe a cool situation.
it must be said with a "cool hanzel face" from Zoolander
ben: so i totally got ballkuzzied last night by this hella chick
emily: cool hanzel!!!
by Emily&&Bin January 5, 2007
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hannele

Type of girl who seems old even when is not. Maybe funny but nobody knows because she is so quiet.
Hannele is ill today.
She is called Hannele.
by Arttu p. October 5, 2017
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