Hanukkah Hummer

Hanukkah Hummer - A "hummer" or blowjob given on the evening of Hanukkah. If you're lucky you'll get a Hanukkah Hummer every night for eight days!!!

Mordechai: Hey Moischel, what did you get for Hanukkah tonight?
Moischel: A Hanukkah Hummer of course!

by Unix Lord December 17, 2006

hazukashi

Embarrassed/Embarrassing in Japanese.

The protagonist of this anime couldn't kiss her because it was hazukashi for them.

by Yoink Boink December 21, 2019

Haduken Conniption

a fit, or hysteria of rage in which an individual cannot stop repeating the term haduken and doing the hand motions from "Street Fighter"

She won't stop! She's been playing too much street fighter and is having a haduken conniption

by haduken101 January 7, 2010

Incredible Halk

The alternative alias for the famously promiscuous music star, Hollywood Halk.

Girl 1: I had sex with The Incredible Halk last night.
Girl 2: The green guy?
Girl 1: No no no, the one who's last name is spelled with an "a."
Girl 2: Not with a "u?"
Girl 1: Correct. Except he actually was with me all last night.
Girl 2: Nice pun! High five!
Hollywood Halk: I'm gonna' slam both of you in the anuses if you call me The Incredible Halk again.
Both Girls: Sorry, Incredible Halk.

*Hollywood Halk unveils his bath robe*

by Hollywood Halk October 6, 2008

Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.

My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

Halk

To expel or to cover all over.

Yo steve, my gf let me halk all over her face last night. Last night I wasn't feeling well and ended up halking all over the floor. I halked the floor with beer after the Patriots lost the superbowl.

by anonymous April 23, 2019

Maki Harukawa

Maki is best girl 100% no doubt I love her sm she deserves the world and more idec that she’s an assassin and would probably kill me if I tried to hug her ima try anyways I love herrrr♥️♥️

Oh she’s the Ultimate Assassin in Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony btw

My friends: Ads, who are you simping and fangirling for now?
Me: Maki Harukawa. It’s always Maki. You KNOW it’s always Maki.

by _maki_harukawa53 October 14, 2020