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Haggis

A woman (typically Scottish) with a soft vagina
Woman-my Haggis was destroyed last night by Spicy McHaggis
by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
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haggis

a small rough haired four legged creature that has shorter legs on one side than the other . Scottish people kill haggises to eat and if they didn't the haggis would walk up a mountain in spirals and die at the top due to the size of their legs
it is haggis hunting season
by spleenlover August 31, 2022
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Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.
Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.
by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021
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Haggis

by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025
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haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.
"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"
by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020
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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
mugGet the Long Haggismug.

Seven-Haggis

The act of rollerskating in pure ecstasy during a holiday. It is an old ritual practised to worship the Yellow Butterfly, a fertility deity that inspired Isaac Newton to write the Third Law of Motion when a cabbage landed in his rectum due to unexplained circumstances. Seven-Haggis is popular among sport game players, as it provides an opportunity to show off luxurious rollerskates. The activity has been banned in multiple states due to obstruction of sidewalks, forcing civilians to jaywalk.
I'm going with Eva to Dick's to pick new rollerskates to Seven-Haggis during sping break.
by anonymous September 25, 2023
mugGet the Seven-Haggismug.

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