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hog farming

When a gentleman goes out for the night and has a plan to only chase robust women.
Jack Smith says, "Check out the piggy over their in the corner". Rodger says, "do you mean that 400 pound girl?" Jack Smith says,"Hell yeah buddy. I'm gonna do a little Hog Farming".
by Joey Bosco September 12, 2016
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sleepy hog

Someone who gets tired after smoking weed.
That sleepy hog Dag fell asleep in my car after we had a sesh.
by mcmajuicebox7 May 29, 2016
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Hog Squeezer

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.
The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."
by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020
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Harbor Hog

Local female from Belfast Maine who hangs out at the lookout and under the bridge with the warf rats. Easily recognizable by the large stature and scent of Allens Coffee Brandy and Whole Milk. Usualy known to be moraly loose and lose wait rapidly once they discover injectible opiates
Most patrons at the Look Out Pub and all patrons of the former Club 132 are examples of a Harbor Hog
by notgonnadoit December 29, 2009
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Hog down

To devilishly rub a dirty body part, such as one's butt or scrotum, on an object that somebody else will eventually touch to their face so as to figuratively rub one's balls/butt on that person.
If you really hate that dude you should hog down his mobile phone, he left it sitting right there on the bar.
by fakejarrow October 16, 2011
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Hog rider

A very popular card in the game clash royale (and clash of clans). In clash royale a lot of gay men use the 2.6 hog rider cycle. People that use the 2.6 hog rider cycle are most likely sitting the Culver’s parking lot stroking their 1 inch dick shoving dildos up their ass
“ Hey get out of the parking lot you gay shit

“Yeah I figured you were gay when I saw your hog rider deck”
by CR knowledge June 26, 2021
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wall hogging

Writing all over a person's facebook wall
Posting so that your name is the only one that appears on a person's facebook wall.
Stop wall hogging. I want to post on Kenny's wall too!
by jpkid956 February 8, 2010
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