hog check

to compare ones penis size with that of the person using the adjacent urinal

Some pervert was hog checking me in the bathroom while I was taking a piss.

by Smitty Skins August 10, 2006

hog legg

great big joint, over size joint

a joint that is rooled real fat.is called a hog legg.

by steven allen gibson July 27, 2007

Hog Hunt

A particular type of predatory bar hopping in which a male or a group of males attempt to pick up fat, and hence easy, women dubbed "hogs." Hogs are easy to spot but are not always easy to bag.

desperate guy 1: man i really wanna nail some poon tonight

desperate guy 2: we should go hog hunting; the meat is not as fresh but there is plenty of it!

by atmthetank August 24, 2009

hog farmer

A hog farmer is a pimp, who pimps fat hoes.

Reggie: Dayumm look at Cletus!!!! Ery hoe he got fat as HELL!!!

Gerald: Dat boi Cletus, he a hog farmer!

by blackshirts420 April 6, 2010

Hog cycle

Hog cycle is an extremely gay deck meant for people who don’t have any life and sit inside spamming ice golems and riding cock. Most hog cycle players look like bowler and enjoy getting raped by men.

Ugh I just lost to another basic dick rider

Ah yeah man I hate hog cycle too

by Xbowcycleishot June 22, 2021

Hog Lumps

A fictitious brand-name of pork scratchings (or pork rinds) named in the movie Shaun of the Dead. Goes well with a pint of beer; package is v. aerodynamic.

Ed: "Shaun! Hog Lumps!"
A packet of Hog Lumps hits Shaun in the face.

by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004

Hog to Dog

A playful gamble to reassure to someone that you are telling the truth. If you are not telling the truth you would put your penis in an ugly person.

Hog to Dog... I really did meet Ricki Lake.

I will for sure meet you at 9:00... Hog to Dog.

by ZakMorris December 1, 2011