hippocrocodillapig

An extremely ugly girl!!!!! looks like she is crossed between several well known zoo animals.

man1..look at that bird , she is sooooo ugly!

man2.. yeah, i know shes a real hippocrocodillapig!!!!

by redmary August 8, 2006

hippocrocopigs

Hippocrocpigs means anybody male/female thats ugly, wrong, minging.... Chris Moyles on Radio one uses it a lot

I'm not going to that club again as its full of HIPPOCROCOPIGS

by Chris Armitage September 26, 2006

hippiecrit

The hippiecrit has lots of kids and tries to avoid "The system", and demands a "Vegan meal" at gatherings, but has been spotted enjoying a fast food burger out of town. S/he has no visible means of income but flies to Bali for the winter after receiving proceeds as a "provider" in the medical marijuana program. This person often drives a 1970's dented smog spewing car while espousing how we all need to "reduce our carbon footprint". Often can be found playing bluegrass music with a fifth of hard liquor at hand while howling at the moon....Beware-it may be catching.

If eating Tempeh, drinking Absinthe and playing Bill Monroe makes sense you might be a hippiecrit...

by bigfoot faithful April 5, 2008

hippocrate

a person who tells people not to do something, or that this it's is wrong, but this something, is something that he does or will do himself

Lauren is such a hippocrate. She's alaways talking about how its wrong to talk behind people's backs. But she does it herself all the time!

by vanilla rox sox October 16, 2005

hippocrate

Someone talks trash about other people, but then does the same EXACT thing.

Fucking hippocrates.

Julia isn't friends with Morgan any more because Morgan went out with a guy that Julia had gone out with. Julia cussed Morgan out and started talking trash to Sar about Morgan. Sar is Julia's new friend. Sar went out with Loser. Julia liked Loser. Julia went out with Loser. Sar and Julia aren't friends anymore.
Sar cussed both Loser and Julia out.

Julia did the same EXACT thing that Morgan did. They're both hippocrates. They should have stayed BFFLs.

by that stefi jawn August 11, 2008

Hippycrite

Someone who was a hippy in the 60's but now clings to religion to defend his selfish ideals.

George W Bush is a perfect example of a hippycrite

by REAL Hippie August 16, 2009

Hippocrite

Amalgamation of Hippopotamus and Hypocrite. Such a huge Hypocrite, it must have a different definition.

Your such a Hippocrite

by SarcasticIndian August 27, 2020