hessler

a charismatic wonder whose artistic ability only compliments the aura of his spirit. the type of guy you can only compare to a fictional character of an unforgettable novel.

only a hessler reads the newspaper at a local coffee shop.

by non-fiction October 23, 2006

hessvillian

A man with swagger and extreme skills. Derived from known men that grew up in the town Hessville Indiana. Charlie and Keith are two of which whom are the most famous.

That was smooth. That cat must be a hessvillian!

by Carlos the great! March 14, 2015

The Hesslar Technique

Also known as The Executioner, The Hesslar Technique is used when there is a low amount of marijuana left for a pot smoking hobbyist. The pothead uses a large or small plastic bag and enhales the small amount of marijuana from either a pipe or roach then swiftly puts the bag over his/her head and removes most of the oxygen. when he/she exhales the smoke it remains in the bag allowing the smoker to enhale the smoke once more. the smoker can repeat this step as many times as they can before they cannot breath, this is when the bag should be removed.

Man, im almost out of weed. I should use The Hesslar Technique if I want to get high.

by Bzra Tryla-G November 23, 2005

Hessian aggression

Extreme aggression, rowdiness. A highly irritable manner. A high temper. Behavior in keeping with that of a hessian.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into an argument with Paul, and smacked him accross the face with a chair. Talk about hessian aggression!

by teh pope July 27, 2004

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

A football player who currently plays for Celtic, and has the best fucking name in the world.

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink: Hi, my names Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

Random Guy: WHOA MAN, ITS LIKE IM ON LSD

by Ulphy September 22, 2008

hessican

noun.

the best human being alive.
loves to paint.
did someone say tennis?
get's really hungry and wants to eat like a pig.
twinz.
one time she was a geisha.
somehow understands people when they speak thai.
is beautiful inside and out.
the most sarcastic person ever.
is a really good best friend.

Hessican loves (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) oh so much!

by ilikefaggotgoats June 16, 2010

hessika jorton

her real name is jessica but prefers to switch the first two letters of her names to make it sound cooler. She is very energetic and loves everyone. She has no tolerance for bossy people, and doesn't really like when people tell her what to do. If you meet a hessika jorton you are a lucky person.

hey have you met hessika jorton ?

Nah

You should... you'll love her

by tomago otama December 18, 2019