David Hasselcoiffe

A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.

"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"

by Cinema Mudd February 4, 2009

Tim Hasse

a wise person whose power lies in his hair, if his mane is cut off he is just an average joe, besides his magnificent shooting abilities. He is quite by nature but when introduced to alcohol he becomes an unstoppable force of evil. If you have something of value he will jump kick it until broken or damaged beyond recognition. Basically, Tim Hasse is .... Tim Hasse.

Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp

by william gare November 13, 2010

Adolf Hissler

A term used to describe black and white cats that have a small black patch under their nose, resembling the patch of hair under that of Adolf Hitler, however they do not have anything in else in common with him. The term "Hissler" is a play on words of "Hitler", with "Hiss" being put in place of the beginning. This is a reference to the hissing sound a cat makes when angry, which coincidentally, Hitler often was. (Or at least he sounded like it since he did a great deal of shouting.)

you're cat looks familiar

Yeah, he's a feline Adolf Hissler

by SweetCanadianSyrup June 23, 2016

David Hasselhoff

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.

Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.

by Teflon April 11, 2006

HT-Hasse

a woman's genitalia.

as in, "Her wet,quivering HT-Hasse belied her apparent disinterest in me."

by heywal June 25, 2005

Hasler

the act of rejecting anyone who rates 8 or lower on the 1-10 scale (8 or lower being referred to as "b-team"). Pulling a true Hasler means going home alone no matter how seductive the subject and no matter how long the dry spell.

For a guy, pulling a Hasler often causes his bros to question his manhood.

Girl: Would you like to come over to my beach house tonight? It's meant to be an all girls pool party but for you I can make an exception
Guy: Nah, I'm tired. I think I will just call it an early night

Guy's bro #1: Did he just go Hasler on her?
Guy's bro #2: He must be either gay or taking playing hard to get to a whole new level!

Girl: Why must all good guys be gay?

by Dr. Brovius Hawthorne January 12, 2014

hasselhoffowned

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

by Hue Jass March 11, 2005