Haha Jonathan

Haha Jonathan you're banging my daughter is one of the greatest memes of all times.
Origin: ???? In 2021
Died: at r/okbuddyretard in May 2021

Interviewer: Introduce yourself

Guy: I'm Jonathan

Interviewer: Haha Jonathan you're banging my daughter

Guy: *pulls out a fucking revolver and shoots into interviewer's head *

by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic June 15, 2021

haha vjeetn

a comment to vjeetn who says something that doesn't make any sense

Vjeetn: "Ahn Loïc, eje weer an de kljin mannen gezeten?"
Everyone: "haha vjeetn"

by vikvdb January 27, 2022

Haha Dummiss

An utterance you make when someone does something really stupid and makes a complete fool of them self, while you point and laugh at them.

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Lexi: *Falls off my scooter while going down a hill even after I told her not to do it*
Me: *pointing and laughing* "HAHA DUMMISS!"

by Confobbler August 2, 2023

haha j/k!

From what i have gathered, this is a way most people get by saying insulting and asshole-like things.

Examples:

Asshole: dude your fat, retarded, ugly and gay! HAHA j/k!!

Me: you fuckin dick.

Asshole: what? i said j/k!!

by elevendy one December 1, 2009

haha lol

A redundant way to say you're laughing. It roughly translates into "hahahaha im laughing" or "lol lol". Kind of pointless.

"My speech is 10 minutes long."
"Wow that's really long."
"That's what she said!"
"Haha lol."

by Flippy Cool Beans MN February 10, 2009

haha sex

haha sex is a haha sex and haha sex

Haha sex?

Haha, sex

by #1 Roblox POF Fan December 25, 2017

Haha, tööb

Used similarly to "bring it" in response to a situation someone else thinks is dangerous but you know is not due to your massive fucking gun.

swedish arms design bureau in 1955: Okay, listen. We just witnessed an assault on our borders. The cold war is here. We need viable anti-tank weapons.

some silly dude at the earl gustav weapons factory: Haha, tööb.

by Apastalypse December 30, 2018