Gurt

short form for yogurt

How's your gurt tasting?

by Justin UrMom December 27, 2023

gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo

Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.

by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023

Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023

Gurt

Gurt is a word that you use as code to say "I want to rape you" to unknowing victims.

hello, gurt good friend i cant wait to come over to your house later

by Graigue September 7, 2023

Gurt

unappealing

Did you see brittanys hair cut ? Eww gurt girl !

by Penelope Banks October 20, 2020

Blapta gurt

Awesomesauce.

“Are we going to the quarry?”
“Hundo P”
“Blapta gurt!”

by Blaptaboy July 22, 2022

gurt licker

A saying when somone licks their partners balls

Hey dude lets do the gurt licker

by Hxjzhxhzhzb June 30, 2022