Gurt

Splooge, mangravy, mangoo, dick-wid, ball batter, spunk, semen, jizz,

I was tearing the skin off it when my bro walked in the room , the gurt began to squirt when we locked eyes.

God made gurt, gurt don't hurt

Hurtin for a gurtin

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

Blapta gurt

Awesomesauce.

“Are we going to the quarry?”
“Hundo P”
“Blapta gurt!”

by Blaptaboy July 22, 2022

Gurt

Gurt is an Instagram brain-rot character derived from 'Yogurt' as 'Yo gurt'. As if saying 'Yo' to someone named 'Gurt'. Often followed by Gurt's response 'Yo'. Other terms like 'Gurting' have the same meaning as Gooning.

Gurt is often mentioned without context and accompanied with excessive slang for comedic effect.

"New slang term just dropped: '!' used to end a sentence with excitement. Example: sybau Gurt u pmo fr kys!! 🥀🥀🔋🔋 Gurt: yo

Group gurting at 3.
Gurt: Yo

by Doohickey- May 8, 2025

Gurt/Gurting

The action of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

That dog is doing something very smart but it is also very dangerous you could say it's gurt/gurting

by Youseeiknewthiswashappening April 10, 2025

Gurting

Doing something smart but also very dangerous

Caleb is gurting to get the huzz.

by ffioneds April 13, 2025

Gurt

My fellow friend gurt was killed in an tragic accident and testicular torsion killed him immediately

"Yo James Died by Gurting?"

by hallowedquann May 28, 2025

Gurting

Doing something that is smart but also very dangerous

Look at that cat. It's is doing something smart but also very dangerous. It is 'gurting'.

by M.Zero April 19, 2025