Glockwash

The act of taking ones own life by placing your lips around a handgun, typically a Glock, and pulling the trigger.

This class is so dull I might just Glockwash.

by Stumpkat July 6, 2018

Glockledoodledoo

One who puts a pistol in their vagina as a fetish. Commonly makes women shriek randomly like a chicken.

Daaamn did you see that stripper put the glock up there? She’s a total glockledoodledoo

by Ambid January 12, 2019

Glockenspieliosis

you have consumed a significant amount of glockenspiels

Sorry Sir, you're diagnosed with glockenspieliosis

by Exercices March 3, 2021

gock gock 1000000

the best pleasure that someone could ever get in there life. It feels so good that it turns purple and will make you pass out

"give me the gock gock 1000000 so it an feel amaxing"

by niceguy1000 March 6, 2022

Guck Guck

The sound a person makes when deep-throating a cock, or when having their throat fucked.

"How you doing down there?"
"Guck guck guck guck guck..."

by Wolfgang von Snowden September 13, 2022

Key Glock

Markeyvius LaShun Cathey, who goes by Key Glock, is an American rapper known for his mixtape, Glock Season produced in 2017

Aye lil bro, did you hear the new Key Glock song?

by ayolilbro April 6, 2022

Glock 40

Any Glock pistol an Drug Enforcement Agent (DEA) shot him/herself with.

"This is a Glock 40. I'm the only one in the room, that I know of.. who is professional enough to own a Glock 40. I am the only.." *shoot himself in the foot*~ Agent Lee Paige

by NoobPwnage November 17, 2010