Greek guillotine

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.

Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

by sebs cum dumpster March 17, 2025

The Guillotine

What we're all going to write in if the major political parties don't start putting up better candidates.

"Which of these morons do you think is the lesser of two evils?"
"No, didn't you hear? We're all going to write in The Guillotine to send a message that we're sick and tired of this shit."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025

Raccoon Guillotine

When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.

Caiden’s so tight! He’s got a real case of a raccoon guillotine

by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025

willy guillotine

A toilet seat, that when put up soon falls back down again.

Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!

by hey gringo October 17, 2025

Three way guillotine

A three way but everyone is choking each other

I passed out while performing a three way guillotine last night. It was great.

by Brotisserie Chicken December 18, 2017

The Vegas Guillotine

When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.

The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine

by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018

The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 28, 2022