cum guff

A fart or burp containing a gentleman's semen

Adam had been enjoying an evening of cottaging when he let rip a massive cum guff

by Biggest Boy ever June 20, 2017

Gucci Guff

Gucci guff is awesome and likes to drink hot dog water.Gucci guff is loyal to friends and is a great bestie.Gucci guff got your back all the time doe.

Random person:Hey Gucci guff
Gucci guff:Hey What’s up homie 😎
Random person:Let’s play minecraft

Gucci guff:bet

by Hotdogwatter February 3, 2021

Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.

Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.

by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011

puff guff

Vaginal flatulence; gentle, bubbly, and hilariously extended sound emanating from a (most probably) posh, set of fanny flaps. She retains eye contact throughout. The glorious noise resembles a trumpet nonchalantly bugling underwater through a dense layer of seaweed.

Dude, I headed down south on this poshy washy, and she gave me a face full of puff guff...

by StripedSocks June 8, 2019

guff storm

A large brewing of some serious guffage (fart) in the ass . Wave after wave of guffs

"Gaz was brewing a guff storm to unleash on andy's face"

by err gary hawkes April 2, 2009

guff-truck

The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.

What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.

by mistafeesh October 25, 2015