Grungy Garcia

To perform this horrific act, one must have worked at least twelve hours of solid outdoor labor to induce an abortion like odor of swamp-ass. Once this swamp-ass status has been achieved, one will take his female mate to a run down or abandoned mobile home, where all the shitters are full, and punish-fuck the ever living bejesus out her. Once the act has run its course, the fornicators will smear their diaper rashes together (the woman being an obvious swamp donkey) to create a putrid-like ammonia smell that stings the soul. Once you've contemplated you're own suicide, the process is complete.

Leo: God damnit Gabe!! What the fuck is that smell?!

Gabe: Me and Ryanne did a Grungy Garcia...

Leo: No fucking shit Sherlock!! I can smell that stench down the road!! You fucking filthy wookies need Jesus!! And flush the fucking toilets you gutter slut!!!!

by P-M your moms house November 26, 2015

Grunyuns

Very small left-over particles of marijuana.

Grunyuns are created from the process of breaking down buds, rolling joints or blunts, or packing pipes & bongs.

The term shake is a comparable synonym.

"Dude don't throw that out! You know i save all the grunyuns!"

"If I want to smoke bad enough, I scrape together all the grunyuns I can find"

"Ehhh BOBO!! lemme get them grunyuns when you get done rolling that blunt!

by Sir Moose October 7, 2011

Grunt Dick

The dick of a army private.

"Girl love the Grunt Dick"

(PornHub Video)

by dontevenknowaboutitboison May 29, 2016

Gruntlog

A gruntlog is a turd that is large and dry, and is painful to pass.

Also can refer to a person who is hard work to be around.

Aw Man. I just heaved a massive gruntlog. I might need to go to the doctors for some needlework.

Fuck. he is such a gruntlog. He argues with everything even when he hasn't got a fucking clue about what he is talking about.

by Carvaka August 21, 2018

Grunky

Grunky is when something is stinky and stupid and dumb and smelly

person 1: wow those sewers are so grunky

by sasukeisverycool March 2, 2022

fattie grunt

A sound that is made when a rather large person bends over to pick something up or otherwise makes a move that elicits a groan like sound. Usually this sound is something like "ugghhhhh."

As Peter bent over to pick up some chalk on the floor, a fattie grunt escaped his lips.

by Civixx August 1, 2010

Cum Grunt

The disturbing sound of hearing your housemates finish through the paper thin walls of your student accommodation.

ah man, I heard 2 solid minutes of Alex's cum grunts last night. Not cool.

by shitface1234567890 December 11, 2018