e-grope

To post an unsolicited flirty message on someone's social networking site, i.e. Facebook, MySpace, etc.

"Dude, she knows your married, yet she continues to e-grope you every chance she gets."

"I need to un-friend her cuz it's starting to piss my wife off"

by The bigjoe December 7, 2009

classy grope

A discrete grope, initiated by either the man or the woman, that goes unnoticed by those around you due to its discretion. This grope is typically done rapidly and leaves the victim feeling confused and mildly aroused.

Yea, but it wasn't as bad as the first guy. It was more of a classy grope.

by Dukes by Daisy April 25, 2011

Gorph Landes

A newer sex position often used by people who are of the younger generations. Developed in Delaware last year, two people are in the act of sex when the female poops on the males chest and proceeds to rub it with her vaginal area. The male then licks off of feces while eating the girl's vaginal area out and proceeds to then shit all over her face while she then gives him head.

"Oh baby gimme that Gorph Landes im so fucking horny!!"

by john smyth March 8, 2007

Eye Grope

The act of molesting another person with one's eye, generally in a groping motion.

Ty likes to eye grope my face!

by windowkicker December 20, 2010

grope and hope

Referring to a crude technique of courting. Usually involves stalking around the dance floor chatting up (in the broadest sense) women indiscriminantly. Often best deployed during the latter stages of a night.

Often has the prefix ten-to-(insert closing time of club) referring to the last ditch nature of the whole affair.

The ten-to-two grope and hope

"Haven't pulled yet, will have try the old grope and hope"

by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005

gorper

Any person whose life is defined by outdoor activities such as backpacking or camping. They often sport goatees, flannel, shirts and sandals, and embrace environmental activism. The term is derived from the root "gorp", the mix of nuts, grains, and dried fruits popularly brought along as victuals on the trail.

We could tell they weren't just tourists because their long hair, slender bodies and "GORE 2000" t-shirts identified them as gorpers who'd been on the trail for a while.

by jeffrey March 25, 2005

water gorp

n. A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Little Jhonny was a water gorp when he was twelve.

by Grubermeister July 5, 2006