by far one of the greatest guys ever. he is so kind and caring and literally the cutest boy you’ve ever met. he’s also really funny and will try his best to always cheer you up when you’re sad. griffens tend to be extremely busy guys so don’t take it too personally if he doesn’t reply to your texts fast enough. i suggest you keep griffins in your life because they are very special.
by dabnaenaewoah October 19, 2019

to griffin; to wear minimal amounts of clothing while watching tv and lay in bed... all day; a popular activity especially when hungover
by A Griffiner November 10, 2010

hot and sexy human being, luscious hair with mop like qualities and is half black and very racist says nigger a lot
You: Hi griffin
Griffin: Shut up nigger
Griffin: Shut up nigger
by bigbanger1000000 November 15, 2022

fake cowboy 🤠 yee yee!!
by funtimesarefun March 13, 2019

When you ask a series of questions to confuse someone in response to a question they asked you or something you don't fell comfortable answering
Leslie asked me out so i griffinated her so she would forget what she asked.
Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.
Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.
by hahahahahahahahahahahaheheheho March 8, 2009

An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.
John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."
by Mr. Dandy July 15, 2006

Griffin is...
by Gryphon1269 May 17, 2018
