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Gardening Olympics

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.
The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.
by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011
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Gardevoir

A Pokémon first introduced in Ruby and Sapphire; it has a giant fanbase due to its feminine appearance. However, some people neglect that fact that half of all Gardevoir are male. This can provide a bit of awkwardness. Luckily, Kirlia, Gardevoir's preevolution (and a feminine Pokémon in itself) can evolve into Gallade if it's male. Also, due to its appearance, Gardevoir hentai can be found in thousands of places on the Internet. If you can't find it, then you're a dumbass.
OP: /r/ rule 34 on gardevoir!!
Anonymous: We're not your fucking search engine.
by Derpa Sherpa April 1, 2009
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Gerard Arthur Way

The lead singer of My Chemical Romance.
Born April 9, 1977.
There's about a zillion teenyboppers out there who think he is sooooo seXXy... but if you only like him because he's "Hawt" then you're not a true fan.
First appreciate who he is as an artist, and if you just so happen to think he's hot, then fine.
And if you only want to go to a My Chemical Romance because Gerard is so freakin' yummy, then stay home and leave the true fans alone.
Gerard Arthur Way is a talented musician who is plagued by teenybopping girls who couldn't even hold an intelligent conversation with him.
by CourtneyAlexandra December 14, 2008
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gerard way

A really talented, good looking, sexy, seductive, beautiful, friendly, successful, loveable and so much more. Unfortunately I haven't had the chance to meet him, but if he ever read this he would probably think I'm insane or something....but there really is much more to him than just image... he has an awesome voice and when you sing MCR's lyrics...it has to mean something to you, even if its different to what it means to them...
He gives new meaning to the phrase 'Tall, Dark and Handsome.'
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Garden Spot High School

The school in the middle of no where, girls like to dress like sluts, guys are douches, and the teachers suck mad balls.
hey, you go to garden spot high school?
yeah, why?
a girl from there fucked me.
by blacklab43 January 2, 2012
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avant garde

displaying ultramodernism or experimental style, especially in art or literature
Performance art can be considered avant garde in the way it communicates with it's audience addressing them often in a confrontational or interactive manner.
by zephyr January 26, 2005
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gardener

An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.
"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"
by Beckee February 22, 2008
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