grapes

a slang term for haemorrhoids also known as piles due to the fact that enlarged blocked veins can hang out of the anus, resembling grapes.
I can't sit down, me grapes are killing me!!
by Yeoooo February 19, 2008
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grape

from the following nasty joke:-
"I've been graped, there was a whole bunch of them"
by black flag May 31, 2004
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Grape

To grape;

The act of greatly raping someone.
You won't believe how badly I just graped her!
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Graping

To stick 1 or more grapes into an orifice and pounding them with a secondary item (penis/dildo)
I'm going graping this elephant when it sneezed me out
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Grapes

I have the "Grapes of Ass".
by ParkvilleMOm January 20, 2010
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Grape

It's a fuckin grape who doesn't know what at the fuck grape is. Its a fucking fruit. Starving kids in africa know what a grape is.
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Grape

Rape performed by a ghost.
I went to the haunted house last weekend and my ass still hurt after the grape
by gMc1337 August 10, 2017
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