grapes

a slang term for haemorrhoids also known as piles due to the fact that enlarged blocked veins can hang out of the anus, resembling grapes.

I can't sit down, me grapes are killing me!!

by Yeoooo February 18, 2008

grape

gang rape.

from the following nasty joke:-
"I've been graped, there was a whole bunch of them"

by black flag May 31, 2004

Grape

To grape;

The act of greatly raping someone.

You won't believe how badly I just graped her!

by TAGit August 30, 2009

Graping

To stick 1 or more grapes into an orifice and pounding them with a secondary item (penis/dildo)

I'm going graping this elephant when it sneezed me out

by Manjack May 28, 2017

Grapes

Hemorrhoids.

I have the "Grapes of Ass".

by ParkvilleMOm January 20, 2010

Grape

It's a fuckin grape who doesn't know what at the fuck grape is. Its a fucking fruit. Starving kids in africa know what a grape is.

Its a grape

by Jacob192837465 October 4, 2018

Grape

Rape performed by a ghost.

I went to the haunted house last weekend and my ass still hurt after the grape

by gMc1337 August 10, 2017