brutal gopher

When one slits the throat of any said person, and then proceeds to lustfully fuck the crevasse that you just created in that persons neck. continue to do so as they gasp for air, but instead just recieve a fat mouthful of your pork sword as the head pops up and down out of the recepients mouth, like a gopher.

some kid at school pissed me off so i gave that dumb bitch who had his hair in his eyes a brutal gopher.

by Samuel Datu March 18, 2007

gopher rat

Big ass rat. That jackson dosnt believe in but its totally real ya dum dum

That gopher rat is huge

by Tncj55 August 24, 2017

Gash Gopher

Another word for a penis

My gash gopher has been happily tunneling through some new grass recently.

by DirtyGrammarian June 03, 2018

gopher stab

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

by gopher2002 March 04, 2010

golden gopher

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.

My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,

by GopherHaze May 13, 2016

Hillbilly Gopher

a highly derogatory term toward a female. Particularly one who is extremely intelligent.

The girl with the highest test grade is such a Hillbilly Gopher

by smartz101 November 30, 2010

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 29, 2014