brutal gopher

When one slits the throat of any said person, and then proceeds to lustfully fuck the crevasse that you just created in that persons neck. continue to do so as they gasp for air, but instead just recieve a fat mouthful of your pork sword as the head pops up and down out of the recepients mouth, like a gopher.

some kid at school pissed me off so i gave that dumb bitch who had his hair in his eyes a brutal gopher.

by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

soap gopher

a derogatory term for a male homosexual that spends time in public showers waiting for another man to drop his bar of soap

Did you see that soap gopher checking you out in the showers at the gym earlier?

by DrKhnipfter August 1, 2012

Hillbilly Gopher

a highly derogatory term toward a female. Particularly one who is extremely intelligent.

The girl with the highest test grade is such a Hillbilly Gopher

by smartz101 December 2, 2010

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014

gopher stab

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

by gopher2002 March 4, 2010

Gash Gopher

Another word for a penis

My gash gopher has been happily tunneling through some new grass recently.

by DirtyGrammarian June 12, 2018

golden gopher

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.

My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,

by GopherHaze May 12, 2016