A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
by Saints September 21, 2003
Get the goose mug.The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
by Steak Tits April 9, 2008
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When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals
"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals
"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"
by ashep91 March 2, 2023
Get the Poopin' the Goose mug.During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.
"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".
by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019
Get the Trojan Goose mug.When someone you talk to often suddenly stops speaking to you and ignores all your messages. They become a "ghost" since it's like they are no longer there.
I thought things were going great with him and I but he ghosted me...
He won't reply to my messages or Dms.
He won't reply to my messages or Dms.
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Somebody who will say what they think, without worrying about the consequences.
Often says what others around him are thinking, but are too nervous to admit.
Generally on the side of the underdog.
Often says what others around him are thinking, but are too nervous to admit.
Generally on the side of the underdog.
He's that guy at work who keeps dropping the bosses in the shite, yet the bosses are too terrified to get rid of him in-case he spills the beans on the bigger stuff.
"Listen to Gobster over there! He certainly says it how it is, and he doesn't care who hears it!!"
"Listen to Gobster over there! He certainly says it how it is, and he doesn't care who hears it!!"
by Namdodger February 16, 2009
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