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Goise

A way that ugly girls pronounce the word "guys" to get attention and try to be cute, but its just not cute at all. Often said after "hey" - pronounced like "hoi". She sounds stupid but she actually means "hey guys" so just smile and nod and pretend its cute.
"Hoi goise! Wanna go to McDonalds? I'm starving you goise!"
by playtennis123456789 January 30, 2012
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Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."
by Marty McFriend July 27, 2008
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goatse

When a person spreads their anus by pulling apart their buttocks.
n00b: Hi! I'm new here!
Experienced elder: Google image search for goatse with SafeSearch off!
by Burkshifter July 15, 2008
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goiter

Typically a female housemate who without cause upsets fellow housemates with constant whinging. The goiter is always the victim regardless of consequence. A goiter lives in a constant state of depression and solitude, their depression is compounded by intercourse with as many as 1 to 2 randoms every weekend in her search for love. A female goiter enjoys detailing in graphic detail to female housemates vaginal problems postcoital with said randoms. Partying with a goiter should be avoided at all costs for fear of ruining your own fun.
"Oh my god, she is such a goiter!", "Fucking goiter!", "Goiter!"
by Ezascanbe July 29, 2005
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gritset

a crew in west london called gritset
gritset against mdp but eh fuck mdp u si mi!?
by .fkjh February 22, 2008
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goatse

1) When a man opens his anus to extreme measures, such that you can pretty much see the inside
MAN! that goatse was so big I could see bones!
by JeffZhang July 20, 2008
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goiter

Goiter can also be caused by eating soy and soy-based foods like tofu.
If more people realized that humans are supposed to eat meat in addition to vegetables, goiter wouldn't be a significant problem.
by pre-med student May 7, 2003
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