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Three Ring Goat Screw

An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.
Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw
by madeinjersey August 31, 2010
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glaze goatee

the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.
After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.
by theinstigator December 30, 2013
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goat moon

When a guy tucks his nuts between his legs and proceeds to moon somebody.
Snap, I didn't know Dan would have the balls to goat moon those badonkadonk girls! He got them all mean muggin!!
by homebizzle February 14, 2006
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hose goat

Ninnidoitforyou
Dintidoitforyou
Whenallidoisforyou
Kerrmit
Once you love a hose goat, you will always love a hose goat.
Brb, my hose goat is screaming for his dinner
by Trollwholivesunderyourbed January 6, 2023
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Goateehawk

A majestic Mohawk accompanied by a gratuitous goatee.
Dude, Adam's Goateehawk was awesome.
by SonOfAbe719 October 15, 2011
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Goatboy35

Transcript 1 Of Goatboy35

I encountered this individual in Mordhau, and then accepted his challenges for a voice call, safe to say in that call I was forcefully inducted into his group and am still baffled by what I witnessed.

Goatboy35 is an intriguingly peculiar individual. Existent within this goat remains a variety of opinions, ones he wishes to spout continuously online, either to garner a reaction or spread the word, some of his ideas will be listed below.

Goatboy is:

A Holocaust denier, making it his duty to rant at people, mostly children and left wing ideologues online, preaching about how the Holocaust is scientifically and factually incorrect. One of his primary analogies used to validate his theory about the existence of the Holocaust is to concoct a story about the Cookie Monster, and how many years it would take to produce 6 million cookies.
As quoted by Goatboy35 in an Icelandic speaker, "Heil Hitler, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, SIEG HEIL!!"
by Nick Fuentes September 6, 2020
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Goatiest

Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players
by Cp6Z June 29, 2021
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