Perving glasses

Closely related to sunglasses, perving glasses are purchased for the intended use of spying on sexy girls without their knowledge. Perving glasses have dark lenses so that the user can see out, but nobody can see where their eyes are looking, making them ideal for scoping out hot ass and not having to look away when the owner of the hot ass looks at you. They are best used when facing parallel to the girl, while not facing directly at her. The eyes can then rotate in their sockets to focus on the fine details of the girls body.

Lizzy turned to look at Thomas. However, she had no idea he was staring at her sexy ass, as his eyes were hidden behind perving glasses.

by Psycho15 February 6, 2009

Bones Glasses

Exact opposite of Muscles Glasses. A skinny male who wears sun glasses and crosses arms while creepin on females. Wears sun glasses indoors and says his eyes are sensitive to light, but is a cover up so he can eye your girl up.

A bunch of girls are playing volleyball, Bones Glasses creepin.

by MarkyMark231987 October 18, 2011

nerd glasses

The thick framed glasses that are now 'popular' and are seen being worn by many hipsters/people trying to be 'stylish'.

And they're actually called BUDDY HOLLYS/BUDDY HOLLY GLASSES.

Idiot: "Oh, I just love those nerd glasses, they are sooo trendyyy!"
Me: "You mean those Buddy Holly's?"
Idiot: "..Who the hell is Buddy Holly?"
Me: "*facepalm*"

by Person (: August 28, 2010

glasses

something you wear that makes you look smarter

john wears glasses, he must be getting straight A's

by tatomuck1 January 21, 2009

Costello Glasses

Big thick rimmed black glasses that musician Elvis Costello famously wears.

That guys glasses are huge, the look like Costello's.

Those glasses make you look artsy, they're totally Elvis Costello Glasses

by dickwalsh February 1, 2009

Crap-tinted Glasses

An idiom for pessimism. In other words, the opposite of rose-tinted glasses.

Seeing as everyone sucks to much to give pessimism an idiom, the maker of the definition invented crap-tinted glasses.

by flashadams May 24, 2010

corey glasses

Large oversized sunglasses, esp. in bright colours eg. yellow. Rose to fame following the media exploits of Narre Warren teen Corey Delaneyafter his wild myspace party

That guy looks like an idiot in his corey glasses

by gcsurfer March 2, 2008