goalieflage

Goalie equipment designed by a Boston teenager, that looks like the netting of the goal, the result being an optical illusion that confuses the shooter.

The goalie is wearing goalieflage.

by Five Hole February 17, 2009

Goldberg Effect

When a company intentionally invents new "schools of thought" with profit as the major incentive.

"Oh damn, those narcotics companies totally invented grammar to force more people into abuse! That's a classic Goldberg Effect!"

by Lil Giffel January 10, 2022

couple goals

When u have a perfect relationship with one another. Barely any fights, lots of laughter, lots of love

OMG Chelsea and Irvin are couple goals

by Carisa housdown May 17, 2019

Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.

Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.

by Bryan6969 May 18, 2011

goalie

The last line of defense that stops the other team from scoring. They are the unsung heroes of the game. They give there heart and body to the game they love, and are willing to sacrifice everything to save the game. Even when they get hurt they never complain. The only bad part about a goalie is they tend to get blamed for losing the game because everyone remembers the shots they missed and not the ones they saved. In reality though if your team was so dame good then you would not need a goalie.

There are goalies in soccer, hockey, and lacrosse and you dame well better respect them because no one sees your ass in goal.

by Goalkeeper#13 January 11, 2015

white and gold dress

(noun.) Absolute bullshit that all started on the dreadful day February 26, 2015. Like, people fightiNG over if the dress is gold and white or is it blue and black.

"is the dress gold and white or is it blue and black?"
"the white and gold dress is absolute bullshit, that's what it is."

by ny00m_ February 27, 2015

Alaskan Gold Rush

A delicate expression of love in which a male releases into a female's ear canal. Once the viscous ejaculate has solidified, the female party proceeds to remove the wad of hard cum and ear wax, resembling nuggets of gold on the white Alaskan tundra.

"Excuse me Chelsea? I can't hear very well because Bernard was kind enough to give me an Alaskan Gold Rush last evening, and I am waiting for it to dry."

by Badfish41 June 4, 2008