glaide

-verb
The act of talking shit behind someone's back. This activity usually takes place within a small group of friends. Fun Fact: It's known to enhance your cognitive health.

yo let's glaide about Ariya...honestly, he's such a fuckboy

by BigD Skitties May 23, 2016

Glazed Pussy

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals

"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"

by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020

graduation glasses

A sudden state of seeing or acknowledging only the good side of someone (or, more rarely, something) which comes upon realization that you are about to part ways with these people.

The term apparently comes from high school or college graduations, when all your classmates whom you've always considered to be mean, stupid or boring all of a sudden appear to be nice, interesting and friendly.

Person one: I was going to break up with my girlfriend yesterday, but then I couldn't because she suddenly seemed so beautiful.
Person two: Mate, that's graduation glasses.

by a0sten May 12, 2011

GLAFO

Good Luck and Fuck Off. A nice little way to sign off with someone you really don't like all that well. If weaved in just right, it will get written off as a typo.

So thanks, Rich, and glafo.

by Bubbles7001 April 14, 2009

glades middle school

a good school with a lot of fucking crackheads and thots everywhere and fights all the time and siles is pretty gay

damn u go to glades middle school 😳

by bigtiddyisa November 16, 2019

Glassay

After drinking too many alcoholic beverages and one's eyes appear glazed over like a freshly windexed glass pane.

That Renata be lookin all glassay after that henny shot.

by Ghostfacekilla17 August 31, 2016

a tall glass of water

Something someone refers to as a woman who is tall and they find sexy.

“Damn! That woman is a tall glass of water!”

by Pandamaggie December 15, 2017