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Giraffe Cumming

Dude, I watch this video last night of a gay guy Giraffe Cumming in a closet
by The Auto Cocks January 7, 2022
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Dank Giraffe

A word that describes a very lit and superior giraffe.
OH LOOK, A RARE DANK GIRAFFE!
by LitLikeBic July 11, 2016
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Slippery Giraffe

The act in which you pour lube down someone's throat and proceed to Throat Fuck them.
Make sure that you slippery giraffe the YouTube sensation Davohz.
by Drunken Splooge September 5, 2017
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Making giraffes

When your significant other sneaks you into their house to have sex while their parents are home
Guy 1: “Bro, what did you do last night?”
Guy 2: “ My girlfriend and I were Making Giraffes and that bitches dad caught us and called the cops.”
Guy 1: Damn that nigga strict
by Coocoocrackerkid November 6, 2017
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Sad giraffe

When you have had too much to drink that you can’t get it up. Your weenie is a sad giraffe.
Oh honey we can’t do it tonight... those Jackie Daniels shot gave me a sad giraffe.
by Sadgiraffe October 1, 2018
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The Homogeneous Giraffe

This type of giraffe is mixed evenly and very tall. Therefore they have to spots, no facial nor body hair, and certainly no gruff voice. It is very dangerous to walk into a Cor-o-van with this animal since they can become extremely aggressive when put alone with a man, for unknown reasons.
The Homogeneous Giraffe was inside the car. I had to run.
by tlarder January 5, 2010
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Higher than giraffe titties

When you’re so high that it can only be expressed with such exotic eloquence.
That blunt got me higher than giraffe titties last night!
by ‘Tana August 1, 2019
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