Gessel

the most badass name ever.

person 1: they look lame...
person 2: no bro! that's GESSEL.
person 1: ohhh shit....

by The cooolest kidd August 17, 2011

The Guessing Game

a game that people play over video chat where one side will pick a number and make the other side guess. If the other side gets it wrong, then they have to take off a piece of clothing. If the other side gets it right, then the original people have to take off a piece of clothing.

They were playing the guessing game and Brianna chose 3. Michael guessed 3. Brianna took off her shirt.

by BMKJA December 17, 2008

Grussy

Grandmother pussy

Hey grandma lemme sniff that grussy queefing gently

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

Gauss

A form of railgun that combines electromagnets and traditional combustion propellants to accelerate a bullet to high velocity.

The damn Gauss rifle shredded the tank right in front of me, man!

by Earlydawn March 22, 2005

i guess

"i guess" is a phrase that can be used in response to almost any situation or comment. its versatility is clearly its strongest asset. popular uses include expressing disdain for something or someone, expressing uncertainty or confusion, expressing the irony and absurdity of a situation, expressing sarcasm, or expressing apathy towards something or someone.

Expressing:

-disdain for something or someone:
Jenny: Actually, you're not invited. Sorry, but, really, I don't want to have any losers like you at my party.
Jim (as she walks away): I guess...

-uncertainty or confusion
Barista: Double special ultra low fat soy grande latte or triple super peppermint vente no milk frap with whipped cream?
Joe: I guess...

-irony or absurdity or a situation
Jane (upon seeing her ex boyfriend with HIS new boyfriend): I guess...

-sarcasm
Jamie: She's cool, I guess...

-apathy towards something or someone
Jack: So, are you pro-life or pro-choice? Because I really feel that when you analyze both sides of the issue...
John: I guess.

by jsw454 July 6, 2005

Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!

It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!

by LonePooper December 17, 2019

i guess

The universally socially awkward word that ruins every single sentence you add it to.
Can be alternatively written as "I'm a f**king f*ggot"

Guy: Hey Jimmy! What's up?
Jimmy the autist: I'm pretty good, I guess.

by GaIiIeo January 5, 2015